Borrow My Pen

Not only are you guaranteed to get your pen back, but you may get a few funny looks too!  Next time you are in the bank, sign the papers with the pen from Springfield Sexual Addiction Center (From Perv to Perfect in as little as 10 days).  You may not get the loan but you will be the topic of conversation for the next couple of days.  Van Nuys Center for Cosmetic Surgery (Specializing in Difficult Gender Reassignments) would be the perfect pen to carry when you want to join the health club.  No matter what, you WILL get your pen back!!

If one of these isn't your choice we have Howie's House of Hair or Verdant Fields Nudist Camp, not to mention 4 more.  Surely there is one here to bring total shame to your entire famnily.  Just remember, you WILL get your pen back!  Pens sold as a set so there is one for each of your friends.

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