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It's fun to set the tone before they even ring the bell. This goes for salesmen, religious zealots, relatives, and damn near anybody else that's gonna bother you. We have a pretty good selection of messages and it helps if you don't smile when they comment on your doormat. In fact, wouldn't it be nice if the manhole actually slid off so they could fall through?

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