Giant Scissors

19" This picture shows the Giant Scissors compared to a normal size pair of scissors.

How many times has it happened that you were looking for something and couldn't find it anyplace. Suppose tomorrow your boss told you that one of your jobs was to go find a pair of big scissors, you know those giant scissors for a ribbon cutting ceremony.  Imagine the amazement when you tell him you already have a pair in your drawer because you thought he might need them. That kind of thinking is what gets you up the ladder even faster than...well, you know.
Enjoy your time at the top, because it may be short lived.  While these giant scissors look good and are made out of plastic and are pretty safe (yes you can even run with them) they won't cut diddly.  So, if you can convince your boss that it's form over function you'll get the big office.  If it's really function over form, you'll be lucky to stop at the mailroom.
I keep a pair of these in my desk, just because you never know.

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