Love Rats

Did you ever wake up in the morning with a terrible headache and wonder where you left your car and, for that matter, your underwear? Love Rats kinda fit that description. They actually look like rats with long tails and I don't know what possessed me to buy them. The white one has red hearts and the red one has white hearts, and they both have cute little pink noses and tails. When you squeeze them they squeak like a dog's toy and I guess the idea was to get them for your cat for Valentine's. For the life of me I don't know what the hell else you'd do with them, but I can think of a bunch of things you better not do or you'll never see the inside of the bedroom again.

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