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Passion Pen

There's nothing to test your love like a stupid little pen that bubbles when you hold it. I guess it doesn't actually bubble when everybody holds it. But if you're hot stuff you can set a new record.
I tried squeezing it and nothing happened, but then I warmed my hands up and I've been beating women away with this stick all day long. The pen actually writes, but who really cares? If you really wanted a pen that just wrote, you'd go to one of those office stores for 19 cents. If you really want a pen, go to a life insurance agent and tell them you want to buy a 10 million dollar policy, but only if he gives you a pen.

Price: $3.95


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