This has got to be one of the greatest gifts ever. Buy this for your friend's kid and they'll love you forever. Mom and dad may not, but what the hell. You get a slide whistle, tambourine, harmonica, flute, maracas, kazoo, and some other kind of mouth organ. Sure, they're all little, but they could drive mom and dad just as crazy as the big ones.
The best part of all is that this orchestra set comes with ear plugs, but there's only 2. So either mom, or dad get the ear plugs, the other one gets a headache, and little Mozart still gets a beating.